In the future we'll all be gay
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We are two peas in an std pod
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize