The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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