Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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