You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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