whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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