Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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