So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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