Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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