CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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