Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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