butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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