if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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