We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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