It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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