There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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