weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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