I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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