his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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