Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My liver just broke up with me...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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