do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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