Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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