How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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