brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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