He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
