I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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