I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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