love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I love having hate sex.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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