what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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