He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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