Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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