so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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