Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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