The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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