Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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