Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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