at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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