ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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