I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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