His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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