But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
is that a dick in a sweater?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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