stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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