dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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