just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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