I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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