so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
this will be a night to untag.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Still dying that you shit outside
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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