if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dick very happy bro
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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