I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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