there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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