Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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