i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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