Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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