I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Randomize
