why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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