He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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