I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
