can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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