that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
