The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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