In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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