I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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