from now on my penis is your penis
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Come see our sink grown plant.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I love you. Go after that dick
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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